So in the spirit of christmas I decided i'd give it a try at writing something naughty! I love Christmas it's one of my favorite holidays!
Twas
the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not
a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Her
stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In
hopes that St Nicholas would soon be there.
She
was nestled all snug in her bed,
While
visions of saint nick danced in her head.
And
mamma in her nightie, and pappa nestled beside her,
Had
just settled in for a light winter's nap.
When
out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
She
sprang from the bed to see what was the matter!
Away
to the window she stumbled and sprang,
Tore
open the shutters and threw up the pane.
The
moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave
the lustre of light to objects below.
When,
what to her wondering eye should appear,
But
a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer.
With
a handsome driver, so lively and quick,
She
knew in a moment it was St Nick.
Come
to visit for much needed holiday cheer,
And
he whistled, and shouted, and beckoned her near,
Twas
far too cold for her scantily clad visage,
And
so a digit she beckoned,
Her
ample breasts spilling over the pane,
And
so with desire St.Nick rushed in,
Presents
would have to wait just a bit,
Reasoned
St.Nick,
In
he went and took in the sight,
Of
his sweet little treat,
He
was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And
his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
Quick
and nimble they fell to the floor,
St.Nick getting his own Christmas cheer!
Hope you enjoy it, I know I had fun writing it!
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