Showing posts with label anything goes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label anything goes. Show all posts
Tuesday, January 13, 2015
Thursday, December 11, 2014
Christmas Sex
I'm already starting to get into the christmas spirit and I hope you are too, but if you haven't yet come read these positions. Maybe me and you will have to try them out!!
Jingle Balls
This move centers around some classic teabaging, either before, during or after intercourse. So whenever you decide to do it, walk to the kitchen and frost your schwetty balls with leftover green and red frosting from the Christmas cookies to appeal to her sweet tooth and ensure extra-intense tongue action.Santa’s Little Helpers
Men, quit worrying about being “big” enough and start to think small; try imitating elves and have sex on your knees. A little pocket rocket vibrator can provide the elfin magic. Your usual smooth bass bedroom voice will ruin the whole thing, so keep helium close by to take hits and talk dirty in a higher octave. It’s going to be a busy night on your part, but at least she can pretend she was with another guy while you maintain a size advantage in reality.Silent Night
Not only is Christmas a great time for sex, it is also a time when family can be a little too close at all the wrong times. So this year, make the most of it by engaging in some exciting secret holiday sex with your partner at a very unsuspecting time: Christmas dinner. The goal is for you and your partner to separately excuse yourselves in the middle of dinner, without arousing suspicion, then make your way up to an available bedroom for a quickie.The Stocking Stuffer
This Christmas sex position combines stockings and sex in close quarters. She’ll be in crotchless or strategically ripped stockings, and you’ll both zip into a sleeping bag together. From there, engage in any and all positions allowable by your physiques and your encased bedding. Closeness and friction will be the two factors you experience. After a while, you may get a whiff of hot nylon and/or singed hair. The decision to proceed will be yours; just remember the phrase “you would even say it glows” can apply to more than Rudolph’s nose.Snow Angel
So far, our Christmas sex positions have probably found you indoors, out of the cold. Even with the all the rockin’ she’s been doing around your Christmas tree, cabin fever might be setting in. Good news: You can get fresh air and still get some when you go outside to make snow angels. Way better than a snowman with a frosty schlong grafted on, these snow angels decorate the lawn beautifully and make for great stories to share. You’ll have distinct his-and-her patterns, too. When you’re on top in the missionary position, you’ll be in charge of swinging out your legs, making for a taller angel. When she’s on top, her knee impressions will make for a more bootylicious angel.Does it put you in the mood? I sure hope so!! I'd love for you to cum play with me....who knows maybe we can make up our own! ;)
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Wednesday, October 1, 2014
Tips for Phonesex
Never done phone sex? Or are you looking to make it all go smoother?
Either way here are some tips just for you!
1)Don't be afraid to share your fantasy, tell me (or the girl) what you want ;) It makes things go so much smoother to say ahead of time instead of waiting and cutting into those valuable minutes of play we get to enjoy together!
2) You don't have to talk if you don't want to, I love being in charge! In the same respect I always love knowing your enjoying it too thats part of what makes me get off. Even a sexy moan will do!!
3)Don't be afraid to voice your dislikes, both of us should be enjoying it!
Phonesex is a hot little break from reality that i'm addicted to and I love to keep it fun! Lets me and you enjoy a fantasy together soon!
Either way here are some tips just for you!
1)Don't be afraid to share your fantasy, tell me (or the girl) what you want ;) It makes things go so much smoother to say ahead of time instead of waiting and cutting into those valuable minutes of play we get to enjoy together!
2) You don't have to talk if you don't want to, I love being in charge! In the same respect I always love knowing your enjoying it too thats part of what makes me get off. Even a sexy moan will do!!
3)Don't be afraid to voice your dislikes, both of us should be enjoying it!
Phonesex is a hot little break from reality that i'm addicted to and I love to keep it fun! Lets me and you enjoy a fantasy together soon!
Saturday, August 23, 2014
How do you want me?
How do you want me?
On my knee's begging prettily?
I can be daddies sweet little girl ;)
Do you want me...completely stuffed?
Where do you want to put that cock?
Tell me big bro how old am I?
Do you want...to pimp me out?
Turn me into a fucking slut?
Don't you want to use me?
Take control...
Pound my face...
I'll even struggle and cry!
Don't you know...
I've got no limits ;)
All yours!
CUM USE ME!
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