Christmas Sex

I'm already starting to get into the christmas spirit and I hope you are too, but if you haven't yet come read these positions. Maybe me and you will have to try them out!!

Jingle Balls

This move centers around some classic teabaging, either before, during or after intercourse. So whenever you decide to do it,  walk to the kitchen and frost your schwetty balls with leftover green and red frosting from the Christmas cookies to appeal to her sweet tooth and ensure extra-intense tongue action.

Santa’s Little Helpers

Men, quit worrying about being “big” enough and start to think small; try imitating elves and have sex on your knees. A little pocket rocket vibrator can provide the elfin magic. Your usual smooth bass bedroom voice will ruin the whole thing, so keep helium close by to take hits and talk dirty in a higher octave. It’s going to be a busy night on your part, but at least she can pretend she was with another guy while you maintain a size advantage in reality.

Silent Night

Not only is Christmas a great time for sex, it is also a time when family can be a little too close at all the wrong times. So this year, make the most of it by engaging in some exciting secret holiday sex with your partner at a very unsuspecting time: Christmas dinner. The goal is for you and your partner to separately excuse yourselves in the middle of dinner, without arousing suspicion, then make your way up to an available bedroom for a quickie.

The Stocking Stuffer

This Christmas sex position combines stockings and sex in close quarters. She’ll be in crotchless or strategically ripped stockings, and you’ll both zip into a sleeping bag together. From there, engage in any and all positions allowable by your physiques and your encased bedding. Closeness and friction will be the two factors you experience. After a while, you may get a whiff of hot nylon and/or singed hair. The decision to proceed will be yours; just remember the phrase “you would even say it glows” can apply to more than Rudolph’s nose.

Snow Angel

So far, our Christmas sex positions have probably found you indoors, out of the cold.  Even with the all the rockin’ she’s been doing around your Christmas tree, cabin fever might be setting in. Good news: You can get fresh air and still get some when you go outside to make snow angels. Way better than a snowman with a frosty schlong grafted on, these snow angels decorate the lawn beautifully and make for great stories to share. You’ll have distinct his-and-her patterns, too. When you’re on top in the missionary position, you’ll be in charge of swinging out your legs, making for a taller angel. When she’s on top, her knee impressions will make for a more bootylicious angel.


Does it put you in the mood? I sure hope so!! I'd love for you to cum play with me....who knows maybe we can make up our own! ;)

Tinsley

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Kinky

Christmas Eve Surprise

At 3 am on Christmas Eve I was given a early Christmas gift in the form of a old friend coming to visit. I always liked him and found him attractive, he was one of my favorite playmates before I moved to New Jersey. So in he came to my cozy little apartment sadly my brother was still up but he was beginning to tire so when we put on a movie and seated ourselves on the couch with my brother it wasn't long until my brother fell asleep. Like a teenager I whisked my handsome eyecandy off into my bedroom closing the door.

As soon as that door closed he was on me nipping,kissing, and biting at my neck. His large hands roaming over my body and teasingly running over my stomach before brushing lightly over my covered chest and circling around my nipple to bait it out through the fabric. My mouth was all over his neck and ears while my own hands roamed over his thin smooth chest. It wasn't long until we were on the bed and pulling hungerily at eachothers clothing.

Putting me on my back he yanked down my panties and desended down to my wet and all to eager pussy. His tongue ran sensually over my pussy lips before his tongue found it's way to my clit giving slow little licks. Moaning loudly my body was on fire with desire and a burning need for his mouth to toss me over the edge and into bliss. He slowly inserted a two fingers inside my pussy, my hands immediately went to his hair trying to bury his face into my pussy. He pulled away and bit my inner thigh in a scolding fashion. The pleasure and pain only made me want him more.

I endured the torture of his mouth and fingers working me over slowly, I don't know for how long or how many times I whined his name. But abruptly he switched gears and I was sent over the edge, my back arching upwards as a pleasure filled shout left my lips. The coil had snapped so fast I found myself dazed and confused as he pulled my body down. I was so lost in my orgasm that when his massive cock slammed into me I let out a yelp of surprise. Even though he was thin his cock was massive in all senses of the word and barely fit in my tight pussy. While his cock stretched me my body felt stuffed to the limit I felt as if I couldn't breath. Caught between pleasure and pain as he pounded into my body all I could do was moan my pleasure and bite at his bared neck.

My legs wrapped around him tightly I begged for him to move harder or go faster enjoying the over loading sensations, he didn't cum until i'd had 3 very intense orgasms. By the third one my eyes had nearly rolled up into my head from the sheer intense pleasure. I felt as if I was going to black out by the time his creamy hot load shot into my messy over sexed pussy. My body easily rolled over giving him a spot to collapse. I knew though that wasn't going to be the last round between us....

Wanna know more? Maybe you want to please me just as good? I always love to play!

                                                                Tinsley
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Twas the night before Christmas

So in the spirit of christmas I decided i'd give it a try at writing something naughty! I love Christmas it's one of my favorite holidays!

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

Her stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that St Nicholas would soon be there.

She was nestled all snug in her bed,

While visions of saint nick danced in her head.

And mamma in her nightie, and pappa nestled beside her,

Had just settled in for a light winter's nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

She sprang from the bed to see what was the matter!

Away to the window she stumbled and sprang,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the pane.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow

Gave the lustre of light to objects below.

When, what to her wondering eye should appear,

But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer.

With a handsome driver, so lively and quick,

She knew in a moment it was St Nick.

Come to visit for much needed holiday cheer,

And he whistled, and shouted, and beckoned her near,

Twas far too cold for her scantily clad visage,

And so a digit she beckoned,

Her ample breasts spilling over the pane,

And so with desire St.Nick rushed in,

Presents would have to wait just a bit,

Reasoned St.Nick,

In he went and took in the sight,

Of his sweet little treat,

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,

And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.

Quick and nimble they fell to the floor,

St.Nick getting his own Christmas cheer!

Hope you enjoy it, I know I had fun writing it!

~Tinsley~
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