xoxoxoxoxo

Hey there welcome to my very very naughty place!
Showing posts with label masturbation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label masturbation. Show all posts

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Christmas Sex



I'm already starting to get into the christmas spirit and I hope you are too, but if you haven't yet come read these positions. Maybe me and you will have to try them out!!

Jingle Balls

This move centers around some classic teabaging, either before, during or after intercourse. So whenever you decide to do it,  walk to the kitchen and frost your schwetty balls with leftover green and red frosting from the Christmas cookies to appeal to her sweet tooth and ensure extra-intense tongue action.

Santa’s Little Helpers

Men, quit worrying about being “big” enough and start to think small; try imitating elves and have sex on your knees. A little pocket rocket vibrator can provide the elfin magic. Your usual smooth bass bedroom voice will ruin the whole thing, so keep helium close by to take hits and talk dirty in a higher octave. It’s going to be a busy night on your part, but at least she can pretend she was with another guy while you maintain a size advantage in reality.

Silent Night

Not only is Christmas a great time for sex, it is also a time when family can be a little too close at all the wrong times. So this year, make the most of it by engaging in some exciting secret holiday sex with your partner at a very unsuspecting time: Christmas dinner. The goal is for you and your partner to separately excuse yourselves in the middle of dinner, without arousing suspicion, then make your way up to an available bedroom for a quickie.

The Stocking Stuffer

This Christmas sex position combines stockings and sex in close quarters. She’ll be in crotchless or strategically ripped stockings, and you’ll both zip into a sleeping bag together. From there, engage in any and all positions allowable by your physiques and your encased bedding. Closeness and friction will be the two factors you experience. After a while, you may get a whiff of hot nylon and/or singed hair. The decision to proceed will be yours; just remember the phrase “you would even say it glows” can apply to more than Rudolph’s nose.


Snow Angel

So far, our Christmas sex positions have probably found you indoors, out of the cold.  Even with the all the rockin’ she’s been doing around your Christmas tree, cabin fever might be setting in. Good news: You can get fresh air and still get some when you go outside to make snow angels. Way better than a snowman with a frosty schlong grafted on, these snow angels decorate the lawn beautifully and make for great stories to share. You’ll have distinct his-and-her patterns, too. When you’re on top in the missionary position, you’ll be in charge of swinging out your legs, making for a taller angel. When she’s on top, her knee impressions will make for a more bootylicious angel.


Does it put you in the mood? I sure hope so!! I'd love for you to cum play with me....who knows maybe we can make up our own! ;)

877-468-4293

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

A show just for you


You know it never just has to be you and me, I love your cock but if it makes you happy i'm more then willing to share. I'll even put on a nice sexy little strip show with the other girl. I'll slowly peel her clothes off trail hot little kisses down to her breasts and suck on each nipple, having you watch every single move and stroke to it. I'll let my mouth trail slowly further and further down while unbuckling those pretty blue short shorts she has on and i'll take those panties down real slow for you i'll spread her nice pretty pussy open and let you see inside before letting my tongue slide right in to taste her.

My fingers will trail down into my down panties and i'll pull them to the side so you can see how slick and moist my nice young snatch is, how much of a dirty dirty girl I am just for you and how it turns me on and makes me drip eating this pretty young pussy just for you. You'll be able to hear her hot little moans of pleasure and watch her hands fondle and tweak at her pretty breasts....

What will you do? Will you join us? Or will you just watch?

877-468-4293

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Tell me how you want me


Sometimes it's really sexy to give up control and let someone else have it. It's a well kept dirty secret that it makes me really really fucking horny to have a man take control and tell me how he wants me to rub my pretty little pussy, how he wants me to glide my fingers teasingly over my nipples and slowly caress them into going from puffy to hard little pebbles. The anticipation of receiving permission to slide even one finger into my pussy leaves me aching!

I love how horny it makes them, knowing that while they are telling me how to caress my skin teasingly down my stomach to my dripping pussy they are stroking their nice meaty cock. I love how their breath quickens when I moan rubbing my clit nice and slow for them, how they nearly end up cumming when I put the phone near my dripping pussy for them to hear my fingers finally start to fuck my hungry snatch.


How would you like to tell me how to get off? I always love a dirty dirty mind and i've always got plenty of toys and oils to enhance the occasion!

877-468-4293

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Shower Time!



There's nothing hotter on a Saturday then getting into the shower and letting the hot water run over my skin, it always makes me relaxed and really horny. If i'm alone I like to take the soap and lather myself up tweaking and rolling my nipples till they go from being puffy to hard pebbles. I let my other hand trail down and slowly, really really slowly toy with my outter pussy lips teasing myself into needing to slide those fingers inside.

I'll let one finger slide in and out before adding another and i'll make sure to lean myself against the shower wall, I don't care how loud I get I always wish though that a guy friend would be stopping by hear me and make his way towards the bathroom, I love getting my pussy pounded in the shower, I love the scent of my soap and the feel of the hot water on my flesh while a cock is sliding up into my pussy and pounding away at me...

Would you fuck me in the shower? Would you take me by surprise and hop in or be there with me the whole time? Sensual shower sex or Wild and rough shower sex?

877-468-4293

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Teen Sitter

There are so many options for roleplays these days and I can't help but love them all. I've been on a huge roleplay kick but to be specific i've been loving the role as the naughty underage babysitter. I always have had a love for being young, the younger the better in my book especially since when I was younger I loved the way older men looked at me and they did a whole lot my looking when my young 14 year old body was starting to develop.
I loved being a babysitter when I was 14 because I would walk around in my cute little short shorts and tangtops with my pretty little titties and i'd never wear a training bra over to one of my neighbors home when him and his wife had me watch their kids. I always wanted the chance to ride his cock when his wife was out of down and he hired me to watch the kids so he could go out with the guys. I used to fantasize about him stumbling in and going straight for me.
I used to rub my hot little young snatch to the thought of his hands roaming all over his body and his mouth nipping and sucking on my neck and working it's way down to my puffy nipples. I always wondered what his cock would look like and how it would feel in my pretty little pussy. To this day I still get off when i'm playing the part of the naughty sitter....
If I was your hot young sitter what would you do? Bend me over the couch? The possibilities are endless with me!

877-468-4293

Sunday, February 23, 2014

Geeky

You know I have a bit of a geeky side to me which I try never ever to admit to but sometimes I get so wrapped up in it that I can't help but wanna indulge everyone in my geeky nature! From time to time I like to put on a good hentia and read the naughty hentia comics too! Something about all the weird and wild sex that goes on in it just really does it for me! I'll even read adult fanfiction of my favorite odd anime couples!
I always wanted to do a phonesex call with both of us watching some wild kinky anime like LaBlue Girl or something just as good...or we could come up with a sexy anime based roleplay there are lots to choose from and if I haven't heard of it chances are i'll end up watching or reading whatever manga it is! So why not grab a box of tissues and unleash both your inner geek and your inner fetishist?
We have soooo many options to choose from and i'm not shy when it comes to indulging in the geeky side of things! Hell if you want to get out those D&D dice and roll to see what your decision is gonna be!! :)
1-877-468-4293

Monday, February 10, 2014

Autagonistophilia



I really love being watched by my neighbors but I absolutely hate admitting how much it turns me on so I only do it after i've showered. I'll leave the curtains open in the living room so that anyone whose looking at my balcony can see me moving around the living room completely nude. I pretend that i'm air drying out but I like to sit on the couch and spread my legs open to give whoever is peeping on me a great view of my perfectly trimmed pussy. If I know someone's watching it makes me horny and soaked really quickly especially since all my neighbors are hot!

I'll start pinching and toying with my nipples to give them a really hot little show, I want them to ache so bad. I always hope that they'll actually come over and knock on my door or come up the steps to my balcony and knock on the sliding glass door! I'll let my one finger trail nice and slow down my stomach to my pussy and spread my legs further apart so they can really see my finger rub nice and slow over my clit. 

I love to tease myself when i'm putting on a show for whoever is watching so i'll purposely wait until my pussy is soaked to slide a finger in. Once i've got one finger in I stop toying with my nipples and bring my other hand down to rub at my clit. I'll toss my head back and arch my body while i'm rubbing and pumping my fingers. I make sure never to make eye contact with whoever is watching just because I want them to keep watching and so many people get so shy and silly when they are caught!

What would you do if I made eye contact with you? I really wanna fuck my neighbor, won't you be my neighbor?

1-877-468-4293

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Long day?


Have you always wanted the perfect girlfriend? Well here I am, i'm everything a mans always wanted from my perfect little feet all the way up to my beautiful locks! I love to be spoiled and taken on shopping trips and if your a really good boyfriend to me I can be the girlfriend you've always been dying for just picture this.....
  
         You've had a long day and come home to find me there standing at the door with a brightening smile and a drink in my hand made special just for you. I've got on the pink and blue teddy you bought me last week and a pair of sexy black heels to match. I'd walk over to you swaying my hips and handing you that drink. Leaning up to give your ear a nice little nibble my hands running lightly down your chest till they reach the front of your pants stroking that nice cock lightly but with just enough to make sure you feel it. "Mmm sweetie I think you need some attention" i'd purr nice and soft in your ear. 

    Just imagine all the things we could do together and all the phone sex we could enjoy! I'm so eager to see how I can make my man feel like a million bucks! Well....as long as you make sure to always spoil me and treat me like the goddess that I am!

877-468-4293

Sunday, January 12, 2014

I'll keep your secret






I'll keep your secrets for a price, your utter and complete obedience. I've been waiting very patiently to get you alone to have you look into the manilla folder in my hands, it's got all your dirty little secrets....you know the one's you've been keeping hidden from your friends,family, and boss. You don't need to know how I got my hands on it, because all that matters is I have the dirt on you to ruin your life!

So your going to put this blind fold on like a good little boy and lay down so I can sit on your face and your going to learn how to eat pussy without the use of those eyes. I want you to get me off while I smother you in my juicy little pussy and i'll ride that face until i'm completely satisfied!

You know what we are going to do next? I'll tell you this the blindfold won't be coming off anytime soon! But if i've peeked your curiosity then it's time for you to pick up the phone and play with me!

1-877-468-4293

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Oh joy











So in the process of moving I lost my favorite vibrator and though i've unpacked a good amount of my things I've had no luck finding it. So I have been on the hunt for a new one since! I'm all about trying new sex toys. Why not buy what I know? That's not fun and I looovvveee fun! I never buy a toy I haven't actually looked at the review for, toys are not cheap and I want the best for my money! I just have trouble sometimes being able to sit there and read paragraph upon paragraph about sex toys....

     But then I stumbled upon this amazing site called Oh Joy Sex toy they are kinda a comicbook style site that does sex toys reviews but they don't just do vibrators they cover a crap ton of different types of toys for guys and girls alike. They give the pro's and cons while keeping you pleasantly amused so while I contiue my hunt for the perfect vibrator I get to find other things i'm interested in trying! The question still remains what vibrator will settle on? I haven't decided just yet but I know how much you wanna hear that nice vibrator going in and out of my nice little tight pussy while i'm thinking of that nice cock of yours. 

1-877-468-4293